That's so true!

I should probably take my own advice more often...but this time, it's just because sometimes, life is frustrating to a point of hilarity.

1. When one wishes to unlock a door but has only one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket.
2. When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch.
3. Your insurance covers everything, except what has happened.
4. When things seem to go well, you've probably forgotten to do something.
5. When you want a book out of a bag...the one you want is always the last one you pick up.
6. You will run to answer the phone just as the party hangs up on you.
7. If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be at the same time.
8. The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and is exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of Pi.
9. Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one’s hairdo.
10. After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later.

Don’t sweat the small stuff!! Don’t take life too seriously, because in the end, you won’t come out alive anyway.